NOT MY COOP NOT MY POOP

Introducing Bauman Empire's latest creation – the "Not My Coop, Not My Poop. Not Today Clucker" T-shirt! This whimsical and witty design is available in both Crew Neck and V-neck styles, delivering comfort with a side of humor. Crafted for all-day wear, it's perfect for casual outings or gatherings with friends.

By popular demand, we've expanded the collection to include cozy hoodies and functional aprons, allowing you to spread laughter in various settings. The playful phrase adds a touch of humor to your wardrobe, creating a conversation starter wherever you go.

Embrace the versatility of our "Not My Coop, Not My Poop. Not Today Clucker" collection – whether you prefer the classic Crew Neck or the stylish V-neck, or if you want to stay warm in a hoodie or cook up a storm in an apron, we've got you covered.

Stand out, be comfortable, and showcase your carefree spirit with Bauman Empire's latest creation. Order now and make a statement with a touch of humor in your attire. It's not just a shirt; it's a lifestyle piece that declares, "Not today, clucker!" Embrace the fun, embrace the comfort – embrace Bauman Empire.

Hoodies, Bags, and Aprons by request.